Dorothy “Dot” Araiza is a sex-toy maker by trade. One would think she has an active social life, but on the contrary, her existence is a rather boring, staid one. Dot dreams of finding her happily-ever-after, of being swept off her feet by Prince Charming—not to mention getting laid after eight pathetic years! One lightning storm later, all Dot’s fevered fantasies will come true.

But Prince Charming isn’t quite what she’d been expecting…

Publisher's Note: Available in the Manaconda anthology.