Priscilla Potter rents the latest sex toy, a better-than-lifelike pleasure robot, for a little weekend R&R. However, her fantasy companion isn't quite what she expected. He's unshaven, uncouth, and doesn't seem to understand she's in charge of her own pleasure. But she soon decides the on-line shop got the order just right. As the weekend draws to a close, she has to find a way to keep her robot past its return date.

Bootlegging "entrepreneur" Declan O'Hanlon needs a place to lay low until he can figure out how to liberate his crew and ship from Customs impound. The "uninhabited" house he picks for his hideout actually belongs to a sex kitten who mistakes him for her latest toy. Intrigued by the idea of being a woman's fantasy come true, Declan does what any red-blooded man would do—he pretends to be her acquisition. But he doesn't count on Priss being quite so irresistible. As the time to depart nears, he wonders how he can ever leave her behind.