Samantha is having a bad day. She's just lost her job and is spending yet another Valentine's Day alone. After passing out on her couch, she awakens in a harem in the loveliest place in the world...only to find it's another world entirely. To make matters worse, it's her birthday and she knows she's not getting anything. As a matter of fact, she's a present for someone else...an alien king with his own birthday plans.

Note: This story was previously published in 2003 in an anthology.