Garden District princess Samantha Vines is all about propriety, etiquette and responsibility. She's worked nearly her whole life to be headmistress of the prestigious Wheaton Hill Academy and one wrong move could cost her everything. Cross-dressing Vic Cabarini has "wrong move" written all over him but Sam will learn one wrong can lead to a whole lot of rights.

For French Quarter bad-boy Vic Cabarini, things are hard enough trying to figure out who's sabotaging The Queen of Hearts drag club. Add dresses, high-heel shoes, scratchy wigs and a daughter bent on worrying him to an early grave and it'd seem things couldn't get any harder. But when Samantha Vines pokes her nose into his life, Vic finds ignoring his growing feelings for the curiously sexy schoolmarm might be the hardest thing of all.

What would happen if Mary Poppins was forced to tutor Mrs. Doubtfire's hormonal teenage daughter? Mary Poppins would learn to dance on the furniture and Mrs. Doubtfire would realize a spoonful of Mary makes the whole world easier to swallow.